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[08 Apr 2004|01:26am]
[ mood | cynical ]

and guess where they get the easter eggs from...

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[06 Mar 2004|01:52pm]
[ mood | curious ]

So I was thinking...

Lamentable comedy of the self-harming apple pie
And how depression leads to weight gain, in some cases

As you must know
Freudian theory states that there is an apple pie inside each and every one of us

Fat is brought about by our own self-loathing
Self harming includes cutting that apple pie which we all are.
The apple pie of our life, reincarnated as cherry or fish, depending on your worst of allergies, pleasures and annoyances. pissshh
We hack and chop like the angsty cutty people we are!
We eat the apple pie
(if it's good)
( if it's shit we throw it away)
(therefore bad apple pie leads to waste and weight loss)
(doris)
(inspired by the apple pie in the kitchen)

i've been thinking and writing...Collapse )

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[19 Jan 2004|12:08am]
[ mood | loved ]

I am gay

ehehe joking
Mathilde and I are getting married! cause she's pregnant! So proud! So inspiring
Soon we'll have a little egg which the farmer can fry and eat
-_-

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[05 Jan 2004|08:56pm]
Well that wasn't bad...
Except for the freezing cold weather!!

But at least now I smell of fresh flowers and stuff
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[03 Jan 2004|12:56am]
[ mood | scared ]

THEY WANT TO PUT ME IN THE WASHING MACHINE!!!!!

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[01 Jan 2004|10:31pm]
[ mood | chipper ]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
cluck!
What a way to start the year!!
Matilda asked me out!!!!!!!
It must have been the perfume ;) I have my way with the ladies..! The other guys, they all envy me!

Enough about me
Tomorrow we're going to the chicken version of a cemetery; McDonalds. We have to pay a few visits every now and then. My it's sad
bye!

"why they call me that I do not know, for my name was elisa day..."

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[31 Dec 2003|05:53pm]
[ mood | relaxed ]

Hello!
It's almost the new year! I don't think us chickens have their own calendar. *sigh* They never tell us anything. what do you take us for!?!
Anyway, tonight is the last year of 2003!
All the best for the new year!
I don't know what I'll be doing
Prolly be hanging out with my guys:


Karl, Spencer

and Matilda. (I have suuuuuuuuuch a big crush on her)

We'll be a little........ BUT there will be fireworks! I love fireworks, not like the others, they start clucking like mad, what chickens

ok this is my last entry of 2003!
see you laters

Have Fun!!! I might have photos =)~

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a chicken [30 Dec 2003|03:59pm]
in a day
i do too much
i sit and watch
not fun as such

but for me
there's none to do
i have no limbs
that sucks it's true

one like me
eats little food
it's good you say
but bad for moods

now i say
my deep fare well
for i'm out of time
and words to sell
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[30 Dec 2003|03:27pm]
[ mood | busy ]

Hi!
I got a journal
I promise I'll udpate a lot
I write poetry, recipes, and short stories
as well as what's happening in my public life

love Edgar

if anyone knows any nice colours for my journal, don't hesistate to call

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